{"id":10072,"date":"2026-11-03T18:44:39","date_gmt":"2026-11-03T18:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/?p=10072"},"modified":"2026-11-03T18:44:39","modified_gmt":"2026-11-03T18:44:39","slug":"cu-un-ochi-la-ovidiu-cu-altul-la-pepe-alexandru-condrache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/cu-un-ochi-la-ovidiu-cu-altul-la-pepe-alexandru-condrache\/","title":{"rendered":"Cu un ochi la Ovidiu, cu altul la Pepe &#8211; Alexandru Condrache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aceasta nu este o cronic\u0103. \u0218i c\u00e2nd spun asta nu e vreun moft intelectual care vrea s\u0103 \u00eencurce mintea cititorului. Nu e o cronic\u0103, at\u00e2t pentru c\u0103 nu sunt critic de film, c\u00e2t \u0219i pentru c\u0103 sunt at\u00e2t de ata\u0219at de \u201eFilantropica\u201d \u00eenc\u00e2t nu a\u0219 putea s\u0103 \u00eel analizez deta\u0219at \u0219i riguros ca s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103, de pild\u0103, trece testul timpului. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel rev\u0103d, o fac cu ochii unui profesor care, cumva, se reg\u0103se\u0219te \u00een personajul principal. A\u0219adar, acestea sunt doar c\u00e2teva observa\u021bii ale unui prof care prive\u0219te filmul cu batista \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 \u0219i ochiul care r\u00e2de, \u0219i pe cel care pl\u00e2nge.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">M\u0103car o dat\u0103 pe an, c\u00e2nd \u00een amfiteatru studen\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i pierd r\u0103bdarea \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 se foiasc\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219opteasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i scoat\u0103 telefoanele, le povestesc celebra scen\u0103 din filmul lui Nae Caranfil \u00een care elevii sunt amenin\u021ba\u021bi cu pistolul: \u201ePoate prind pe vreunul c\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 copieze!\u201d. \u00cei \u00eentreb cum ar fi ca profesorii s\u0103 aib\u0103 astfel de mijloace de persuadare. R\u00e2d \u0219i ei, r\u00e2d \u0219i eu, \u0219i trecem apoi la ale noastre. Dup\u0103 ce se \u00eemplinesc nou\u0103zeci de minute, ei ies primii din sal\u0103, eu sting luminile, opresc proiectorul \u0219i apoi \u00eenchid u\u0219a. U\u0219a amfiteatrului nu sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ie \u0219i nici nu are m\u00e2zg\u0103lit\u0103 pe ea vreo expresie obraznic\u0103 \u2013 \u201eFuck the school\u201d \u2013, cum e \u00een film. Apropo, u\u0219a o \u00eenchid cu o aplica\u021bie instalat\u0103 pe telefon, pentru c\u0103 multe s-au schimbat prin \u0219colile \u0219i universit\u0103\u021bile din Rom\u00e2nia. Ovidiu Gorea ar fi, probabil, impresionat.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u0218i totu\u0219i, unele lucruri au r\u0103mas \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103tor de similare cu cele din\u201eFilantropica\u201d. Deh, via\u021ba bate filmul. Aten\u021bie, aceste \u00eentreb\u0103ri v\u0103 pot afecta emo\u021bional \u2013 a\u0219 zice dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi la televizor. Dar trata\u021bi-le cu umor. Dac\u0103 pute\u021bi. Sau cu indiferen\u021b\u0103. Cea de-a doua variant\u0103 \u0219tiu sigur c\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103 pentru mul\u021bi dintre noi. A\u0219adar, \u00eentreb: Oare de c\u00e2te ori \u00een ultimii ani un profesor ar fi avut nevoie de un b\u0103iat cu mu\u0219chi \u0219i obi\u0219nuit cu b\u0103taia care s\u0103 \u00eel apere c\u00e2nd iese din clas\u0103, din cancelarie sau din \u0219coal\u0103? Oare de c\u00e2te ori un profesor a fost luat peste picior de vreun b\u0103iat cu \u0219coala vie\u021bii sau m\u0103car de un t\u0103tic convins c\u0103 are un copil genial? Oare c\u00e2t de des simt profesorii c\u0103 au ajuns undeva la marginea societ\u0103\u021bii, ca \u0219i cum au pierdut testul la aceea\u0219i \u0219coal\u0103 a vie\u021bii \u2013 \u201eTe las corijent, domnule profesor. P\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi materia din urm\u0103!\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ar fi \u00eens\u0103 prea comod s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc aici \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eel fac pe Ovidiu reprezentantul tuturor profesorilor nedrept\u0103\u021bi\u021bi. Omul vrea bani \u0219i pentru a impresiona o femeie. \u00cei place s\u0103 fie v\u0103zut altfel dec\u00e2t \u00eel v\u0103d elevii, p\u0103rin\u021bii \u0219i lumea din jur. Descoper\u0103 c\u0103 poate juca un rol, c\u0103 poate st\u00e2rni o emo\u021bie \u0219i c\u0103 emo\u021bia aceea se pl\u0103te\u0219te. Profesorul care abia reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 aten\u021bia unei clase ajunge s\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 un restaurant \u00eentreg. E greu s\u0103 nu observi satisfac\u021bia acestei revan\u0219e.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ridic acum o vodc\u0103 imaginar\u0103, la fel ca poetul G\u0103rii de Nord, \u0219i caut o rim\u0103: Titlu: \u201ePoemul unui om care se treze\u0219te de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 seama c\u0103 e cam belit\u0103\u201d \u2013 \u00a0 \u00eencepe bine, dar nu \u00eemi apar\u021bine. Mai \u00eencerc o dat\u0103: \u201ezah\u0103r, acri\u0219or \u0219i ceva fermec\u0103tor\u201d \u2013 nu merge! Mai \u00eencerc o dat\u0103: \u201eap\u0103, aer, energie\u201d \u2013 nu merge! Mai \u00eencerc o dat\u0103: Fie p\u00e2inea c\u00e2t de rea, tot mai bine-n \u021bara ta \u2013 gen. Asta da, merge. Nu-i a mea, nici nu prea e poezie, dar na, nici poetul G\u0103rii de Nord nu recita propriile versuri. Apoi m\u0103 pun pe c\u00e2ntat, ca \u00een film: \u201e\u0218i-am muncit \u0219i nop\u021bi, \u0219i-am muncit \u0219i zile\u201d. De fapt, fie vorba \u00eentre noi, o mic\u0103 parte din mine \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te mai degrab\u0103 s\u0103 se identifice cu Pepe, nu cu profesorul am\u0103r\u00e2t, \u0219i nu doar pentru c\u0103 e interpretat de Gheorghe Dinic\u0103. O fi din cauza p\u00e2inii \u0103steia de la noi din \u021bar\u0103. Dar am ratat trenul combina\u021biilor \u0219i, de\u0219i m\u0103 pricep la storytelling, m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc c\u0103 a\u0219 putea pune pe picioare o re\u021bea de cer\u0219etorie. R\u0103m\u00e2n a\u0219adar cu buza umflat\u0103 sau cu un ochi umflat, ca Ovidiu Gorea.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00cen scenariul foarte pu\u021bin probabil \u00een care acest text pic\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2inile cuiva care nu a v\u0103zut filmul, nu fi fraier, mergi la film, s\u0103 vezi sufletul rom\u00e2nesc cum se perpele\u0219te prin tranzi\u021bie \u0219i s\u0103 te l\u0103mure\u0219ti apoi dac\u0103 s-a fr\u0103gezit \u00eentre timp sau a ren\u0103scut din propria cenu\u0219\u0103. Dac\u0103 l-ai v\u0103zut, mai urm\u0103re\u0219te-l o dat\u0103, iar apoi cump\u0103r\u0103 o vodc\u0103 ieftin\u0103 pentru un prof. \u00cen ceea ce m\u0103 prive\u0219te, \u0219tiu doar c\u0103, dup\u0103 genericul de final, m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een amfiteatru. Studen\u021bii se foiesc, telefoanele se aprind, eu \u00eencerc s\u0103 le spun o poveste suficient de bun\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 ridice ochii din ecrane. Aici m\u0103 pricep \u0219i eu pu\u021bin. Restul \u00eel las lui Pepe.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aceasta nu este o cronic\u0103. \u0218i c\u00e2nd spun asta nu e vreun moft intelectual care vrea s\u0103 \u00eencurce mintea cititorului. Nu e o cronic\u0103, at\u00e2t pentru c\u0103 nu sunt critic de film, c\u00e2t \u0219i pentru c\u0103 sunt at\u00e2t de ata\u0219at de \u201eFilantropica\u201d \u00eenc\u00e2t nu a\u0219 putea s\u0103 \u00eel analizez deta\u0219at \u0219i riguros ca s\u0103 v\u0103d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":10073,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-eseu-2026","category-rezidenta-literara-2026"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10074,"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10072\/revisions\/10074"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taifasfestival.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}